

If Gay Marriage Ends, We’re Ending Straight Marriage Too
We will personally make straight weddings an occasion of absolute agony—an event best known for dread, a party people will be too scared to attend.

A Gift Guide for the Girl Who Looks Like She Owns a Pet Rat
Something practical for the Rat Girl in your life.

Is GoFundMe the new gay dating app?
Ditch Grindr and join GoFundMe for the most surreal dating app experience yet.

Culture? Cancelled! Introducing the Wussy Guillotine
Swish Swish! The guillotine is thirsty!

Six family friendly kinks to celebrate at pride
Pride is our one big chance to show straight people that we’re just like them: boring!

#Goals! Be Your Own Daddy this Father's Day
That’s right, the daddy of your dreams… has been you all along!

Wussy Talk with Biqtch Puddin' and Meatball
Biqtch Puddin’ and Meatball discuss boyfriend dick, traveling the world, and season 3 of Dragula!

7 Other Professions to Fetishize Instead of Cops
The sexiest, guilt-free professions you can feel good about!

New Slang for Gay White People to Use Instead of Appropriating Black Slang
Time to say “Bye Felicia” to your preconceived notions of which words you can say.

Meet the Queens of Drag Race Season 100!
Unplug RuPaul’s cryo chamber! Drag Race is back, back, back again!

Ways to cut costs so you can buy more Andrew Christian
With a little clever frugality, even a poor piece of sh*t like you can look like a million bucks.

What Your Flat Brimmed Cap Says About Your Topping Style
Everyone knows there’s one essential piece of equipment in the dom top’s toolkit.

ACTUALLY BOTTOMS CAN DRIVE
On the homogenization of the LGBTQIA+ spectrum.

This Quiz Will Tell You Which Gender-Bending Cartoon Character You Are
The best queer personality quiz you will ever take.

Daddy Astrology: Stuff Me Daddy
There’s no reason the turkey should be the only one getting stuffed this Thanksgiving!

ATL Missed Connections - July
The most bizarre Missed Connections ads pulled from Atlanta Craigslist.

Daddy Astrology: Post-Daddies’ Day Blues
After spending Father’s Day pleasing and loving ALL the daddies, let us help you find which Daddy might be right for you!

Daddy Astrology: Pollenate Me Daddy
The forecast calls for golden showers.

A WUSSY Guide to Knowing Your Hole
Like snowflakes, no hole is alike. Join us, as we deep-dive into the 7 most common types of buttholes.

Daddy Astrology: Valentine's Day Edition
WUSSY peers into the husk of flesh that was your heart to match you up with your true love in Daddy Astrology: Valentine’s Day Edition